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HeRe iS THe FunnY :-
• I'm not handicaped, I'm just LAZY!
• I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?!
• There's a *NEW* Mexico?!?
• I'm telling you ociffer, I'm not drunk!
• Dain Bramaged.
• Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
• I love cats...they taste just like chicken
• >> I am nobody, no body is perfect, therefore i am perfect! wink.gif
• Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.
• [Roses are red, Violets Are blue, When god gave brains, Where the hell where you :|]
• I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
• Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
• [When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you]
• -=Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now!!=-
• They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance!
• [I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!]
• Dont steal, the government hates competition!
• Yes.. It was I who let the dogs out!
• Don't drink and drive, you could spill the drink in your car!
• [2 + 2 = 5] for extremely large values of 2.
• My cat's name is mittens!
• Roses r red Violets r blue God made me beautiful But what the hell did he do to you!
• Act your age, not your shoe size!
• God created man first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!
• ~*~What happens if you get scared half to death 2 timez?~*~
• Dig a lil hole Planet a lil seed Grow a lil tree Smoke a lil weed
• You cant have everything, Where would u put it?
• You were so cute as a baby... what happened?!?
• I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
• Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
• I'm knot dumb!
• My door is always open so feel free to leave
• This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.
• Be selfish just once... If your upset, take someone elses life instead of your own!
• I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!
• I love ur smile and ur eyes...Damn im good at telling lies!
• I'd Get Up And Do Something With Myself, But I'd Rather Stay In Bed!
• smile.gif My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life :S
• Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!
• Those are my principles. If you don't like them... I have others.
• You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever!
• I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder!
• Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck
• (8)roll roll roll ur joint, gently down the line, take a toke, inhale dat smoke, and blow ur friggin mind!(8)
• Damn right I'm good in bed i can sleep for hours!
• Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide tongue.gif
• Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit, Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad.
• God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer
• Im not crazy, ask mr bunny and mrs dodo here
• If u want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen
• In jail u get food, in jail u get tea, in jail u get anything butt... the KEY!
• I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!
• I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
• DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!
• Life's a game. FISHING IS SERIOUS!
• Be kool.. Dont go to school biggrin.gif
• Silence is Golden.. But Shouting IS fun!
• It Worries Me How Dumb You Are
• Roll roll roll your joint, twist down the end, take a puff thats enough, pass it to a friend!
2
• Do I look like im not lazy?
• People said I was dumb, but I proved them
• There's nothing wrong with anything.
• Life is hilariously cruel biggrin.gif
• My folks were always asking me to wear underpants. What am I, the pope?
• This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!
• If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons
• Three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population
• A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on
• You don't hear me not complaning
• Would you kindly shut your noise-hole
• Yes, that sequence of words I just said made perfect sense
• I'm calling the police!... Right after I flush some tings.
• Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
• I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
• Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
• When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
• I'm not handicaped, I'm just LAZY!
• I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?!
• There's a *NEW* Mexico?!?
• I'm telling you ociffer, I'm not drunk!
• Dain Bramaged.
• Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
• I love cats...they taste just like chicken
• >> I am nobody, no body is perfect, therefore i am perfect! wink.gif
• Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.
• [Roses are red, Violets Are blue, When god gave brains, Where the hell where you :|]
• I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
• Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
• [When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you]
• -=Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now!!=-
• They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance!
• [I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!]
• Dont steal, the government hates competition!
• Yes.. It was I who let the dogs out!
• Don't drink and drive, you could spill the drink in your car!
• [2 + 2 = 5] for extremely large values of 2.
• My cat's name is mittens!
• Roses r red Violets r blue God made me beautiful But what the hell did he do to you!
• Act your age, not your shoe size!
• God created man first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!
• ~*~What happens if you get scared half to death 2 timez?~*~
• Dig a lil hole Planet a lil seed Grow a lil tree Smoke a lil weed
• You cant have everything, Where would u put it?
• You were so cute as a baby... what happened?!?
• I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
• Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
• I'm knot dumb!
• My door is always open so feel free to leave
• This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.
• Be selfish just once... If your upset, take someone elses life instead of your own!
• I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!
• I love ur smile and ur eyes...Damn im good at telling lies! biggrin.gif
• I'd Get Up And Do Something With Myself, But I'd Rather Stay In Bed!
• smile.gif My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life :S
• Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!
• Those are my principles. If you don't like them... I have others.
• You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever!
• I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder!
• Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck
• (8)roll roll roll ur joint, gently down the line, take a toke, inhale dat smoke, and blow ur friggin mind!(8)
• Damn right I'm good in bed i can sleep for hours!
• Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide tongue.gif
• Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit, Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad.
• God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer
• Im not crazy, ask mr bunny and mrs dodo here
• If u want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen
• In jail u get food, in jail u get tea, in jail u get anything butt... the KEY!
• I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!
• I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
• DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!
• Life's a game. FISHING IS SERIOUS!
• Be kool.. Dont go to school biggrin.gif
• Silence is Golden.. But Shouting IS fun!
• It Worries Me How Dumb You Are
• Roll roll roll your joint, twist down the end, take a puff thats enough, pass it to a friend!
• I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it!
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HeRe iS THe FunnY :-
• I'm not handicaped, I'm just LAZY!
• I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?!
• There's a *NEW* Mexico?!?
• I'm telling you ociffer, I'm not drunk!
• Dain Bramaged.
• Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
• I love cats...they taste just like chicken
• >> I am nobody, no body is perfect, therefore i am perfect! wink.gif
• Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.
• [Roses are red, Violets Are blue, When god gave brains, Where the hell where you :|]
• I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
• Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
• [When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you]
• -=Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now!!=-
• They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance!
• [I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!]
• Dont steal, the government hates competition!
• Yes.. It was I who let the dogs out!
• Don't drink and drive, you could spill the drink in your car!
• [2 + 2 = 5] for extremely large values of 2.
• My cat's name is mittens!
• Roses r red Violets r blue God made me beautiful But what the hell did he do to you!
• Act your age, not your shoe size!
• God created man first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!
• ~*~What happens if you get scared half to death 2 timez?~*~
• Dig a lil hole Planet a lil seed Grow a lil tree Smoke a lil weed
• You cant have everything, Where would u put it?
• You were so cute as a baby... what happened?!?
• I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
• Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
• I'm knot dumb!
• My door is always open so feel free to leave
• This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.
• Be selfish just once... If your upset, take someone elses life instead of your own!
• I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!
• I love ur smile and ur eyes...Damn im good at telling lies!
• I'd Get Up And Do Something With Myself, But I'd Rather Stay In Bed!
• smile.gif My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life :S
• Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!
• Those are my principles. If you don't like them... I have others.
• You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever!
• I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder!
• Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck
• (8)roll roll roll ur joint, gently down the line, take a toke, inhale dat smoke, and blow ur friggin mind!(8)
• Damn right I'm good in bed i can sleep for hours!
• Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide tongue.gif
• Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit, Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad.
• God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer
• Im not crazy, ask mr bunny and mrs dodo here
• If u want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen
• In jail u get food, in jail u get tea, in jail u get anything butt... the KEY!
• I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!
• I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
• DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!
• Life's a game. FISHING IS SERIOUS!
• Be kool.. Dont go to school biggrin.gif
• Silence is Golden.. But Shouting IS fun!
• It Worries Me How Dumb You Are
• Roll roll roll your joint, twist down the end, take a puff thats enough, pass it to a friend!
2
• Do I look like im not lazy?
• People said I was dumb, but I proved them
• There's nothing wrong with anything.
• Life is hilariously cruel biggrin.gif
• My folks were always asking me to wear underpants. What am I, the pope?
• This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!
• If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons
• Three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population
• A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on
• You don't hear me not complaning
• Would you kindly shut your noise-hole
• Yes, that sequence of words I just said made perfect sense
• I'm calling the police!... Right after I flush some tings.
• Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
• I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
• Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
• When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
• I'm not handicaped, I'm just LAZY!
• I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof?!
• There's a *NEW* Mexico?!?
• I'm telling you ociffer, I'm not drunk!
• Dain Bramaged.
• Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
• I love cats...they taste just like chicken
• >> I am nobody, no body is perfect, therefore i am perfect! wink.gif
• Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.
• [Roses are red, Violets Are blue, When god gave brains, Where the hell where you :|]
• I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
• Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
• [When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you]
• -=Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now!!=-
• They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance!
• [I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!]
• Dont steal, the government hates competition!
• Yes.. It was I who let the dogs out!
• Don't drink and drive, you could spill the drink in your car!
• [2 + 2 = 5] for extremely large values of 2.
• My cat's name is mittens!
• Roses r red Violets r blue God made me beautiful But what the hell did he do to you!
• Act your age, not your shoe size!
• God created man first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece!
• ~*~What happens if you get scared half to death 2 timez?~*~
• Dig a lil hole Planet a lil seed Grow a lil tree Smoke a lil weed
• You cant have everything, Where would u put it?
• You were so cute as a baby... what happened?!?
• I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception
• Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
• I'm knot dumb!
• My door is always open so feel free to leave
• This DOG is a good DOG way DOG to keep an fool DOG busy DOG. Read this again without DOG.
• Be selfish just once... If your upset, take someone elses life instead of your own!
• I thought that I could love no other. Until, that is, I met ur brother!
• I love ur smile and ur eyes...Damn im good at telling lies! biggrin.gif
• I'd Get Up And Do Something With Myself, But I'd Rather Stay In Bed!
• smile.gif My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life :S
• Why do our noses run and our feet smell?!?!
• Those are my principles. If you don't like them... I have others.
• You may be only young once, but you can be immature forever!
• I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder!
• Hate: A special kind of love given to people who suck
• (8)roll roll roll ur joint, gently down the line, take a toke, inhale dat smoke, and blow ur friggin mind!(8)
• Damn right I'm good in bed i can sleep for hours!
• Now that I have a gun...u may run or hide tongue.gif
• Knowledge Is Knowing That A Tomato Is A Fruit, Wisdom Is Not Putting It In A Fruit Salad.
• God made elfs God made deers God made u such a queer
• Im not crazy, ask mr bunny and mrs dodo here
• If u want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen
• In jail u get food, in jail u get tea, in jail u get anything butt... the KEY!
• I have a picture of u, I think its very nice, I put it under my bed... 2 scare away the mice!
• I tought u were crazy, now i c ur nuts!
• DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!
• Life's a game. FISHING IS SERIOUS!
• Be kool.. Dont go to school biggrin.gif
• Silence is Golden.. But Shouting IS fun!
• It Worries Me How Dumb You Are
• Roll roll roll your joint, twist down the end, take a puff thats enough, pass it to a friend!
• I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it!
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